"carefully limiting the bounciness of my bountiful buttocks" sounds like a shitpost instead of the reality of doing laundry after a testopel appointment

forgot i ordered the new fabula ultima books to arrive today; technofantasy i know more or less what's inside, but i didn't know what to expect from the gm toolkit. lots of useful tips and a bunch of handy roll tables at the back - very much looking forward to pouring over those when i have time!

but jess, i like you too much to beef :(

this is not the first time ive found out someone was onesided beefing with me while i thought absolutely nothing of it. idk what it is about me that inspires this kind of thing... does this mean ive made it on social media?

discovered someone i havent thought about in months is under the impression i have a grudge against them. which i totally could, considering at that time they practically called me a slur for doing my job as a moderator, but. like. lol

rewatching venom. need me a relationship like eddie and venom

leg armor project has officially begun; there's nothing quite like trying to use a beverly shear at a measly 170 lbs/5'3 to make one realize just how tiny they are

love scratching my cat in the right place so it looks like hes seeing god. yeah lil buddy you go

no one tells you when you get top surgery that you still get people staring at your chest when you wear low cut shirts, you just instead get to answer fun questions like "that scar on your chest - what did you have done" in hospital elevators

i love that adamantoise is considered a congested server now but our queues arent any longer. 30 person queue at peak time, 6 at 9am ET lmao