I think we should stop all wars, and world leaders should get in a boxing ring and just punch and kick each other if they want to fight with somebody. That way, nobody else dies. It could be like the WWE Royal Rumble. Then at the end, they all go home and get the fuck over themselves. 👍

End of a shitty day, at the end of a shitty week, thanks to people who are really, really shitty. Goodnight.

Families. You put them first, before all else. You side with them, even when they're wrong. You give them help when they ask. You offer help when you think they might need it. And what do they do? Slag you off behind your back because who the hell knows? 🤷 They can all get to fuck. I am done.

Does nobody just tell the god damn truth in Emmerdale?! 🤦

You can't choose your family, but you CAN move as far away from the fuckers as possible and not give them your address or phone number. 🤬

Just watching the ITV News and apparently 57% of old people "strugle" with technology. 🤨 I wonder what proportion strugle with spelling? 🤔

Just booked my.annual flu vaccine for £16, so thought I'd book a COVID one while I'm in the mood. £99 at Boots. 😳😳😳 I think I'll leave it. 😬

Missus has Covid again. I'm doing a test. 😬

I'll definitely play Sniper Elite Resistance, but gotta say it looks a bit disappointing. Exact same animations, mechanics, voiceovers as SE5. Nothing new that I can see. Could easily have been a SE5 add-on.

🎶Everyone's a Wally, A nincompoop, a 'nana or a nerd🎶 Shout-out to @jazrignall.bsky.social for today's earworm. 😬🤣