It fucked me to the core...

If I was friends with a giant I’d make him or her really big chocolate chip cookies with Hershey Kisses instead of chocolate chips then I’d ask them to stomp on people who annoy me

Sorry, not buying the revenge novel plot of Disclaimer. In this household, we only recognize these two Perfect Strangers:

“Haha, Tom, how delightfully unrelatable!”

Grey Poupon Wine (2021-2022): Grey Poupon, everyone's favorite faux-fancy mustard brand, released a white wine infused with their mustard seeds, as a limited time offer. Named "La Moutarde Vin," (the mustard wine), it came in a box with a jar of mustard

Not Burlington Vt, not yet at least…

Linda Belcher made the Times

There is literally too much sports on right now and I love it