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Ian Mayor
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Principal Narrative Designer at Ubisoft Reflections. Game writer. Fancy cooking and monsters.
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It’s taken me decades to realize this but I think #TheMightyBoosh is Lovecraft show.

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I need to find a thing to do to make me feel happier and more directed. Suggestions welcome.

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48. How dare you.

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Today’s lunch was homemade Nasi Goreng. I’d never tasted Kecap Manis in isolation before, calling it “sweet soy sauce” underplays the molasses richness of it.

A plate of Nasi Goreng, an Indonesian fried rice dish, served with prawn crackers.
The ingredients for Nasi Goreng ready to cook, chopped shallot, spring onion, carrot, chili and others.
A mini blender full of raw shallot, chilli and lemongrass.
The finished, blended curry paste. It’s a deep orange colour.
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around the corner

4 panel comic starring two characters: a little girl in a blue dress on the left, and a man in a red top and a Santa hat on the right.

The guy is gesturing with his right green-gloved hand over the girl's head toward the left of the panel. He says "Christmas is just around the corner!"

The girl, looking up at the man with an open-mouthed happy look of suprise on her face, holds her hands to both sides of her face.

In the next panel, the guy is now pointing at something off-panel, and the girl --a small smile on her face-- looks in that direction, with her right hand on her hip, head slightly tilted. The guy says "THAT corner, in fact"

3rd panel, we cut to a POV behind the characters' smiling silhouetted heads, as we see what they're looking at: They are in a grey corridor that ends in a corner. Peeking around it is Santa Claus! 

Final panel. "Santa" is revealed to be a monstrous tentacle. It rushes around the corner with an audible "SHAAAAAAA," toward its new victims.
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The discount section. Asda. Indiana Jones reaches to pick up two, four pint bottles of semi skimmed. Before he can pick them up Sallah grabs his arm dramatically. Catches his eye. “Bad dates”

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RIP suit actor & stuntman Kenpachiro Satsuma. He played Hedorah and Gigan in the Shōwa era and Godzilla himself throughout the Heisei era.

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Do you ever stand at the top of a multi-storey car park surveying the city like you’re Batman? No, me neither.

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Pitch: reboot the Carry On films cast almost exclusively with former contestants of Drag Race UK.

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Candy Cane Lane is festive Hellraiser, but nowhere near as fun as that sounds.

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Ian Mayor
@ianmayor.bsky.social
Principal Narrative Designer at Ubisoft Reflections. Game writer. Fancy cooking and monsters.
63 followers105 following42 posts