Goofy. How can you not find Rudy Giuliani. The guy's spinal fluid has got to be 80 proof

he's in dubai

Per a recent article about ongoing proceedings in his bankruptcy filing: he's meant to stick to a lavish budget (something like the average annual household income, spent per month) and was spending about 3x that much. But: would all that spending be very noticeable, or would it buy him secrecy?

No one really wants to find Giuliani. He’s the guy who owes you $20 and it’s great because he avoids you.

I doubt the officers are really trying

I think we're overlooking the comedy potential of a Finding Rudy bounty hunting competition reality show