Trump will be long dead in twenty years but people will still be yelling "couchfucker" at Vance in public

Oh, Trump will use it before he goes.

Same with Kristi Noem - she wanted that VP slot so bad, instead she's forever "dogkiller"

Trump will live to be 105 years old

I love not knowing anything about this story and just watching it all unfold.

So fa so good.

I'm now vaguely remembering an episode of an anthology show where a guy fucks a couch in a way that could be described as 'cronenburgian' it might have been one of the newer twilight zones 🥲

We should start mailing furniture catalogues to the Trump Vance headquarters

And just like that old joke, he'll reply, "one couch!"

Kinda looks the part, too.

Sir i am horrified at your disrespect for TRUTH. MR. VANCE DID NOT FUCK A COUCH SO STOP SAYING HE FUCKED A COUCH