When I say I'm going to set up a "rival polycule" in my comic, this is what I mean by "rival"

"keep runnin that mouth and I'll shove it between my wife's thighs for so long your tongue will look like the control nubbin on a mid-2000s laptop" "watch yourself unless you want me to suck YOUR wife off so good that next time you go to take a load from her it'll look like the cinnamon challenge"