my other favorite is when people give me the most balls to the wall hypersexualized OC and let me do something completely mundane and nonsexual with them. Like YEAH cool we know they can fuck, we know they can lay pipe like its an international business but can they do their taxes????????

Granted we all know by now that I'm all about turning sexuality into the most mundane thing, something so banal that it's not even considered as an activity beyond the pure utilitarian need for it now and then. Hyper stuff to me is more just "a look" rather than anything based in actual function