I've been getting a few of these lately. I've left my profile deliberately ambiguous and so get both "hello handsome" and "hello dear". Makes it easy to know who to block.

That's bollox

How about the bin.

Bloody hell. What a spectacular piece of shit.

The sanest candidate from the asylum isn't much of an accolade.

Yep. Way too much of the 'this is shit, this is fucking awful'

It's just so disappointing. Carbon capture doesn't work and will never work. I knew I would be disappointed by this government but never realised how quickly it would happen.

I loved "Good Times". Had the best ever theme tune/song. RIP John.

Bet the pillow doesn't

Looks ideal for a 10 year old boy looking to buy his first home