My favorite stupid thing to tell people is that I never learned how to read but I’m just really good at guessing what the words say. It’s the most ridiculous and stupid thing out there, but it amuses me every time.

Just a guy who has no idea what’s going on but through sheer luck, figures it out. Every once in a while he does get it wrong though. “Geology and its applications, I get it.” “Dude that’s Spot the Dog, it’s a children’s book” “Wha- oh yeah, of course i’m just joking around”.