Elon posting a video of him shooting the gun is like me posting of a video of me on Flight of Passage to show I am a Na’vi warrior. I paid to do it and there were no stakes. But it WAS fun.

Me having a great time on Flight of Passage:

Me, 2019, running through the streets screaming “tech support” after watching The Rise of Skywalker

A remake of the Tom Hanks movie “The Terminal” but about a man who cannot leave the Land Pavilion at EPCOT called “Living in The Land”

I’m bored of anti vax being like, THE THING you go with if you want to be crazy. Be more creative and come up with better conspiracies. I don’t think that car tires should be rubber. Big rubber has pushed this narrative for long enough.

This place really puts the pongu in pongu pongu!

I will care about dead monkeys from microchips when you care about dead pigs from sandwiches

I mean, yea I’d much rather watch an animatronic show about socialism, intersectionality and the dangers of deifying historical figures, but Disney doesn’t currently offer that, so yes, I will be watching The American Adventure.

Love the T-Rex Café but find it ghoulish that every 20 minutes there is a meteor shower (the thing that killed the Dino’s). That would be like if, instead of a thunderstorm, every 20 minutes a bulldozer plowed through the Rainforest Café.