As a pansexual, I hate "hearts, not parts." I much prefer "cake is cake, no matter the batter."

Sometimes the cure to a depressive episode is flirting with cute boys and breakfast food for dinner

What kind of dog chooses this as his way of cuddling?

I have no idea how this is comfortable for him

Wedding venue booked!

It's much more fun to cause it myself, though

Very disappointed that it took me until recently to hear that you can play cowboy dress-up and kill Klansmen in RDR2

Remember (Part 1)

I'm like King Midas, but instead of gold it's collosal failure