gm to my fellow coffee drinkers ☕️

good morning illumi!

Good morning illumi ☕️✌️

thanks for reminding me to hire an electrician to come install a washlet in my new flat

🤣gm

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That 🚽 won't deter me from drinking ☕, because I brew and drink my own ☕. Sorry Starbucks ☕ drinkers and stockholders, but they'll never make a dime off me drinking that frou-frou coffee. 😜

That's it, no more Starbucks for me 🤢🤮. Must be a barista's 🚽 Did they use a 🪠 to make the swirls❓

I'm on coffee #5