this pizza party got me feeling skeptical about my job security

Is that a *eyes carefully* a 1/16th since? Maybe 1/32nd?

Should I feel lucky that none of the school pizza parties I went to ever gave out those tiny slices

Shit they gave you the Miss Teacher Special

what little lady did you steal this little lady pizza slice from

You got the “donate it to charity” slice.

Ration it, that's the meal for the day.

if i owned a pizza a place a i would a slep the hand of any of the a workers that a slice a like that

And the telltale napkin-plate. Ouch.

Our Teamsters meetings will rent out pizza places and have them cater.

"Here's your cut of the profits" "BUT I MADE THE WHOLE PIZZA"