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spookillumi
@illumi.meme
Husband, Father, Artist, Writer, Digital Marketing Strategist, Baseball Enjoyer, Hoosier (derogatory)
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8.4k followers1.2k following53.7k posts
OMG,I am a female doctor, so what do I do?????
sad-lol "Nurse Niki" was, at one time, my *vibe* ;)
Oh yesssss, baby, we accept your insurance. And what's more ... [ leans in closer ] this procedure is covered at full cost.
Her: “Hey babe, you want me to be a sexy nurse?” Me: (weakly) “just the regular kind, please”
My 88-year-old mom is a retired nurse, from the time when nurses actually dressed like this. So what I'm trying to say here is, hell the fuck no.
Ouch baby. Very ouch
Awww, how sweet!
Men only want one thing and it's Sexual Healing.
Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American
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spookillumi
@illumi.meme
Husband, Father, Artist, Writer, Digital Marketing Strategist, Baseball Enjoyer, Hoosier (derogatory)
As seen in Bloomberg, Know Your Meme, Bored Panda, and more
8.4k followers1.2k following53.7k posts