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illumi
@illumi.meme
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*olive garden breadsticks spilling out of my car as i roll down the window* what seems to be the problem officer
U driving them to NC? I can get u a transportation waiver.
they said unlimited!
“Have you been drinking tonight”
What part of unlimited do they NOT understand?
They’re only free if you order a meal. You have the right to remain silent
They see me rollin, they hatin
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illumi
@illumi.meme
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