As President Carter's 100th birthday slips over into his 101st year of living, let's do all we can for him to get to cast his vote this fall. For six days, let's just take the utmost care for people around us, and hope that gets out into the ether in Plains.

I wish. I just want to have fun and make friends. (I'd be so bad on a reality show. "Yeah, I did come here to make friends and now I lost but really I won and you have to do 12 more episodes and I get to go home.")

One time in a state prep-school debate my whole 1AR was "Yeah, I'm good."

(Don't worry I found a great career where I help people every day but it's not cause of my forensics background.)

Yes. And I was a debate kid. And you know what being a debate kid prepared me for career-wise? NOTHING. My ability to find and read a relevant notecard is not a translatable skill to helping people.

If he hasn't, he should. I think they'd be drift compatible.

Turning on PACIFIC RIM so the kaiju and robots can heal the vibe damage I took for the last 51 minutes.

Yeah so I have to turn this off because I do not give a single fuck about hearing men's opinions about women's bodies. In 2024 there is very little that I am sick of more than this.

EHHHHHH. It even matches this one moderator's jacket! Just pull it out of your pocket and EHHHHH that dude to shut up.