Their Yelp review is going to obliterate this place. www.jstor.org/stable/commu...

I could drink a case of you, or eat the whole bag of you in one sitting, or make a pint of you disappear before this show is over. Please don’t ever tell me what your actual serving size is.

I don't understand 98% of emojis, and even the 2%? I'm just winging it.

*maintains eye contact while changing out the kitchen trash can*

Keep scrolling bitch

Sex? Fuck no

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Yes!!! Just preordered Dolly Parton’s new album 🙌🏻

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone. And if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone

You look badass with your foot hanging out that Jeep