My underwear smells like piss

Do you think there’ll be more sluts at bowling or laser tag?

today is the birthday that was on my fake id in college

Happy TenTen to those who celebrate.

Backing into a parking space. Is this the new way of remaining parking innocent in the eyes of the parking doctor until you get parking married

I sleep my best when it’s 150 degrees in my room

Here!! Use my credit card, max it out if you want

At Burger King with my grandma

FUCK YOU

Please drunk text me at 4:33am