The ideal woman shouldn’t be fat, visible fat is bad. So is visible muscle. And she shouldn’t be so skinny you can see her bones. Bones are bad too. In fact, anything to do with having a body is bad. The ideal woman is made from smooth, formless cylinders, or better yet, has no body at all

Well now I can’t not watch that movie

The are strangely compelling, but I always wonder how the rugs got so incredibly dirty. Which is why I took the job

I work at the rug dirtying factory where they make the rugs that get washed in Instagram reels

U know in Edward Scissorhands when he runs off down the street, shredding away the white shirt normie costume they put him in to reveal the black leather belt suit thing underneath? Watched that when I was 12 and for a weeks after I was like “Huh, I’m sure thinking about that scene a lot. Weird.”

How do people even realize this stuff

I think that’s just the Nine Inch Nails remix

One time I was playing a bunch of folk music for people at a festival and one of those guys got real mad that I wouldn’t play wonderwall for him. Refused to believe that I don’t even know how it goes lol

People have 'product review' brain where they think criticism is just listing off elements they didn't like or what they would have preferred. So much internet criticism of media is built around not engaging with art, but judging it entirely as a product to be consumed.