OKAY I HAVE A QUESTION: you get a genie, would you use your first wish to wish that they understand your idiosyncrasies inherently and without twisting words around, INCLUDING -- slang, nuance, and intent? If it meant that they wouldn't screw you over with your other two wishes?

Honestly, I'd probably save myself the wish and just have a lawyer submit each of my wishes.

That is a question I spent waaay too much time on in the past. XD As stated in your question, yes I would - but I’ve come to the conclusion that you can’t bulletproof your other wishes by using a wish, because: (continued in next post)

First wish is easy, to wish to have an honest conversation with said genie about the potential downfalls of subsequent wishes in a safe void outside of time and space without consequence to myself or others. Then we can get into the good stuff.

i would give the first wish to you so you can wish that for me because these are alot of words that are too big for my smooth sleekly-designed brain :)

No, I'd just ask if they're a lawyer or a businessdjinni. If the former, they're take what I say and run with it. If the latter, they'll try to twist it to fit into their own agenda. The former is better.