How to be a writer, #2570000: Open laptop Stare into void Realise that there is no WIP The WIP is no longer in progress But complete Have a little panic Scream into void Find new WIP in big file of pending WIPs Heave sigh of relief into void Tea.

The moment I opened this app it felt like a grand coming home moment. The skies are clear, birds are chirping, and there's no moron trying to get you to buy crypto. I love it.