Picking up Thai takeout last night, we met a drunk woman who hit on my husband, called me a Playboy Bunny, and asked us for relationship advice because her marriage was shaky. She let us know she was rich (she is I checked), and asked, before she left, how I "bagged" my husband. 10/10 no notes

Husbands are best kept in bags.

The correct answer is "I used a large nylon sack, but with air holes so he could still breathe"

See if she’ll buy him. Husbands are often useful, but $20 is $20

Maybe the first advice should be to cut back on the alcohol? But, somehow, I suspect that wouldn't have gone over well...

Surin?

"she is, I checked" is interesting 🤔

This is American exceptionalism

I had to click your profile pic to see if you have the Playboy Playmate looks. Well I don't know if you have that specific look but you are beautiful ❤️

Wow, that's really something.

I mean if she's rich you set an hourly "consulting/life coach" rate and start dishing out the advice.