First available date is three days before my birthday. So. Tuesday just gone. All good tho. They will do the ERCP with sphincterotomy, pop in two stents to try avoid more pancreatitis and I should be good to go home until the evening of my birthday to get the stents taken back out.

Not all good. At first they think I must have pancreatitis because of the severe crippling pain. Nope. Enzymes are good. In fact great. All my stats are fucking sweet. It’s the stents. My body cannot handle the stents.