Currently living in the space between not knowing if its true, but knowing that the possibility its true is likely.

There is a lack of Alf up in here.

Never forget the before times 😝

Alf’s time to shine again!

Just my apples reminding you that it’s pretty much Fall.

Arms really do get in the way when you try and sleep, like, MOVE, JFC.

Olympics but just middle aged folks with little or no gym time.

A fucking cicada just flew into me and had the audacity to scream at me about it, like, dude, YOU FLEW INTO MY FLIGHT PATH.

My flabbers be gasted daily

I was found on the other side of the fence