Fucking beautiful!

It comes out for soup and frothy coffee!

Now that's intriguing... I'm now rather looking forward to my first sex-work related ethical quandary, though I can't imagine what on earth it would be!

Isn't it just!!

Interesting, I'll check them out, thanks!

They aren't?!! Noooooooo!

You should see the zip round the back! They're from Slick It Up and they're the hottest jeans ever.

I once spotted a pic of me being fucked by two skinheads on a guy's Recon profile and pointed out it was me, and he absolutely insisted it was him. Turned out he'd been fucked by them on the same day too, and because of the angle it was impossible to prove otherwise!

*insert busted tunnel gifs here*

Not Bristol, but that's what trains are for, right?