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Mostly Bat, Sometimes Otter, Always Furry! He/Him, Gay, Level 55, USN Vet, Communications Engineer, STEM Enjoyer, Triangle Furs Staff, BWS Staff, Thanksgiving Feast Organizer. 🔞 18+ only. Zoos, maps, pedos, loli, shota, nazis blocked on sight.
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NFionotter.bsky.social

A sword cane? *tch* Such an uncouth weapon. No, what you want is a livestock cane. It's nothing more than a branch, bent using steam, and is 100% legal everywhere on earth. Perfectly serviceable as a cane, and right smart as a weapon, should any random swine become unruly in your presence.

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Trump and Biden meet in Cleveland for a Fox News debate. Trump mocks Biden for frequently wearing a mask. He does not reveal that he and his wife had tested positive for Covid three days before the debate, where his wife and children all removed their masks contrary to venue rules.

The Trump children - Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany, and Jr - sitting unmasked next to Rudy Giuliani and some other guy, who are wearing face masks.
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NFionotter.bsky.social

I run into that once in a while. Never offline, only online, where the asshole is free from experiencing immediate repercussions for their stupidity. Apparently I put out an aura that says, "Not that one."

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JBsatyric.bsky.social

:( space billionaires (adj.) (noun)
:D space billionaires (verb) (noun)
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NFionotter.bsky.social

I made the mistake of NOT doing this at Walmart, and they dumped it in the safe, WHERE IT CAN'T GET ANY SIGNAL. So please don't do what I did. Be a nice person and give the victim a lifeline.

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NFionotter.bsky.social

Life-saving tip: when you find a lost cellphone at a retail location, DO NOT TURN IT IN RIGHT AWAY! Look through contacts, social media and call Mom/Dad or make a post. "Hey! So and so left their phone at xyz!" NOW turn it in. Retail staff are too busy to do that, so you should.

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JTjapanesetalk.bsky.social

The famous green owl app Duolingo is going even harder into AI made by stolen content. It's not curated by native speakers so you have no idea if what you're learning is correct. Their algorithm overall tries to hit the happy brain juices instead of helping you learn. So here are some alternatives!

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So what I'm reading is that for one day, it's open season on pigs. Just remember, piggies: We outnumber you 475:1. We're more heavily armed, armored, and don't like you. Step out of line, and you'll have a new career as a pile of mulch.

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Yeah, Zelensky has done a good job in breaking them up, but to be fair, the Orks have also thinned them out too. Hopefully Ukraine can eliminate whatever dregs are left.

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@ionotter.bsky.social
Mostly Bat, Sometimes Otter, Always Furry! He/Him, Gay, Level 55, USN Vet, Communications Engineer, STEM Enjoyer, Triangle Furs Staff, BWS Staff, Thanksgiving Feast Organizer. 🔞 18+ only. Zoos, maps, pedos, loli, shota, nazis blocked on sight.
852 followers1.7k following5.4k posts