UPDATE: Mark Robinson burned his hand by leaning against a hot truck at the Mayberry Truck Show and went "Zoweee!" and stepped on several rakes as he ran to soak his hand in a barrel of what he thought was water but was in fact full of lobsters, then staggered backward into a stables, where a horse

not fixing this either, put that in yer pipes and smoke it

oh no is the horse safe?!

Was it an anvil or a grand piano that fell on his head?

this was funny to start with, but it gets funnier every time I see it

And he slipped on a banana peel.

*starts playing the entertainer on the piano

wait. The “Mayberry” part is real? “He’s a NUT, Andy!”

More like a rub burn. Somebody's been punching the clown again, I suspect.

meanwhile the western half of his state washed away completely