Some of us are only partly bots.
"Most of the bones of your head aren't covered by medical insurance." is quite a take.
And now I'm very sad to live in a place where garlic only comes in the wingless variety.
Since alpha = 0.01, not significant.
Executive desk toy for Romans who liked to LARP on the weekends?
Yep, I got that. My PhD work was in knot theory, and most of the English speakers in the field are well aware of the homophone possibilities. Nowadays, I'm in industry, but I hope there are jokes about how to put S1 into AWS S3 buckets (since classical knots are S1->S3 embeddings).
And some are a vinculum.
In my head, I just HOMFLYPT you off. Knot invariants are fantastic, and the phrase is excellent for punning. (P and T of HOMFLYPT are also fantastic. I had a lovely lunch with them in Korea years ago. This is knot name dropping.)
I guess the roofs on Kent State were already busy?
This answer is so upsetting to so many people that I've switched to "To the best of my knowledge, no."