Whether it's kids trapped in a cave or millions of people suffering after a megastorm, you can be sure Elon Musk will be there…to make some bullshit offer of aid that will always, always be a grift for his shitty products.
Elon Musk’s “free Starlink” offer for people affected by Helene is, of course, more like a 30-day free trial (after which you’ll be billed) for people who can drop hundreds of bucks on the equipment AND can get it delivered. I imagine he’ll be scamming more desperate people in Florida soon.
And now SpaceX clarifies special promotion
His character arc culminating in Looney Tunes villain is amazing. He's the CEO of Acme.
Hey, come on, be fair! He replaced all those lead pipes in Flint! Oh, he didn’t? Well, add that to the list I guess.