thinking about some 80s style computer nerds describing a pretty woman as “a total mainframe”

The racks on her, brother, ooh wee!!

Check out the motherboard on her

damn girl, are u unix? cuz ur body don't quit unexpectedly

Nice thought

Pure Z/OS on the Big Iron. Not a punchcard in sight.

I’d love to “RAM” her “skuzzy port”!

#goals

I'd love to log on and jack into her mainframe! (bow tie starts spinning)

(pushes up glasses with white tape in the middle) whoa, check out the hardware on that babe-a-rino

The perfect match to "an absolute unit"