it’s a lot of dicks!

the “warn” filter seems to hide content on the app, rather than include a content warning, but works on the browser. what to do what to do

our dogs hate the catbird 😭

zero shot i will be using threads. 1 meta app is already enough for me. i’m okay disappearing (further) into the ether if twitter shuts down and if this doesn’t take off

im at the point of fire island vacation where my skin hates me and i’m ready to sleep in my own bed (i.e. > 3 days)

It’s honestly so funny that this app is barely any more functional than Twitter but no one minds because we’re all just here to spite the space hairplugs billionaire

Mauricio is a hardcore trump supporter fuck him!!!

I am angry

paid $14 for a chicken caesar wrap where the caesar dressing was the oil and vinegar kind and not the creamy kind. actual criminal behavior

excited to continue my parasocial relationships on here