The speakers sound quality is truly Great. The app is improving and while still glitchy it is currently serviceable. Switching rooms from living room to patio sometimes takes 2 or 3 tries. And getting control of TV volume from Sonos Beam speaker used to be easy. Now, not so much.

one day Trump is going to fade like a fart in the wind

His daddy, Charles: “Kushner pleaded guilty to 18 counts of illegal campaign contributions, tax evasion, and witness tampering.” The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Yes, but the use of a bone saw rules out dispassionately. And trump didn't have to pay Jared $2billion even with all his help at Cambridge Analytica, just a Top Secret clearance and an office in the West Wing. OMG, the memory hole keeps getting bigger and bigger. Makes me want to scream WTF

The squirrel on Trumps head is getting thinner and thinner. The cracked nuts stashed between his ears are rattling around in all that empty space.

People Mag continuing to cover Trump more seriously than the NYT

They're gonna do what? Wag their finger in front of a bunch of hormone enraged teenagers and tell them "Just say no." Unfuckingbelievable

Sic transit gloria mundi

Dear Johnny, Sammy and Clar Clar, I need a favor. The meanie, Jackie is saying bad things about me and it will make me look bad. Make him stop. Wahhhhh Love, Donny

At noon the local library opens. I have Stranger in a Strange land on hold. It's been 50 years. Will it hold up?