@wheatus.bsky.social you’ve been gone less than a week, and we’re falling apart over here! Halp!

Don’t worry, she said he’s not a real *person. Elmo is actually a monster. 😊

if ever I’m having a doubt, I think of the study of insects as being ant-ymology.

How do you even play Yahtzee with those funny shapes?

This one managed to get to the other side of Penn 😨

😬😬😬 I wish I were a programmer so I could be of some help 😳😳😳

Do we just futilely DM them to you now?

Are ribbed lattes more pleasurable?

Take this straight to Hollywood. You’ve got a movie on your hands

Jfc how bleak. “You read books? Oh, those books? Yikes!”