At what age did *you* start tidying your apartment before you went to sleep, just in case you pass during the night, so as not to be subject to tut-tutting by the EMTs when they find your body next morning?
"Hello, sir! You're on an official Enemy of Trump's Agenda list. Please clear your desk and leave." Govt employee: "Yusss! Cha-ching!"
Feeling so alone at this time of my life - not something I saw coming.
Did you read "The Windup Girl"? Similar premise of corporations purposefully limiting and controlling food supply. Nothing new under the sun, even crappy conspiracy theories are cribbed.
He has a working fridge large enough to store multiple cakes? What on earth are you complaining about?
In (long ago) Philly it was Creamettes and cream cheese, and it was the *only* pasta.
Nachbarn von RAF-Terroristin ahnten nichts: "Wir dachten, sie sei eine der 600 in Deutschland untergetauchten Nazis" www.der-postillon.com/2024/02/unte...
Berlin (dpo) - Nach der Festnahme der RAF-Terroristin Daniela Klette fragt sich ein ganzes Land: Wie konnte diese Frau 30 Jahre lang unbemerkt mitten
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750). To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
Just got a “CashApp” debit card in the mail, unsolicited. Labeled as a VISA with my name and a card number on the back. I do not have the app and have never even used it. I looked it up and this is an ID theft ploy. Scammers are getting bolder.
When the dark comes, Walther calls my name from his warm, safe case. Beckoning.