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Jacob Box CEO of Jackbox
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there be no disease worse than forgetting about school and then pulling an all nighter except for maybe the black plague

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another thing i just realized is that when evbo goes to parkour prison, after he leaves he is barred from participating in the means to advance in parkour society which is yet again also good for the allegory (4/2)

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NO THEY TURNED SANS INTO A FUCKING HALLOWEEN BUCKET

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forgot to mention that the only reason evbo is able to advance in parkour civilization is through cheating by getting illegal items to make the courses possible which is also pretty good for the allegory (3/2)

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The memory of the beginning of parkour civilization is similar to the idea of the american dream which is used to make people believe that they can advance in society through hard work and dedication. The only issue with the allegory is that parkour gets harder over time instead of easier (2/2)

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parkour civilization is a shockingly good allegory for late stage capitalist society. the parkour classes are all destined to remain in their class from birth. All of the classes are told that they can improve in life despite the fact that all of the parkour courses are rigged against them. (1/2)

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for context, these maps were used as reference for the koopa kingdom

World 8 from new super mario bros
World 8 from New super mario bros wii
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JBjacobboxceo.bsky.social

Also the fact that the koopa kingdom would even be located there and that they frequently invade the mushroom kingdom implies that they may have been initially located there but were forced to move which may also imply a possible koopa genocide.

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Just realized that the only reason the koopa kingdom is around is because the mushroom kingdom has no army and relies on mario and luigi. All theyd have to do is cut off koopa food supply and the koopas all starve since they have poor land and likely imperialized parts of mushroom kingdom for food

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JBjacobboxceo.bsky.social

Holy shit among us in real life

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JB
Jacob Box CEO of Jackbox
@jacobboxceo.bsky.social
He/Him | Ultrakillionaire CEO of Jackbox | #1 gexist
9 followers24 following128 posts