In my ongoing quest for magical artifacts (i.e. books) I have stumbled upon a truly rare find; Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase & Folklore. 977 pages of pure wonder. For at least a little while I shall use my 977-sided die to pick a page at (pseudo)random and share a gem from that page. Tally-ho!

Probably should have qualified "rare", since it's pretty easy to find...if you know to look for it.