What doesn’t kill us, makes us go, “Oh man, I was THIS CLOSE!!!”

I yearn for simpler times when everyone was losing their shit over the word moist.

I always wondered what chloroform smelled li

I refuse to go to therapy so my art can thrive.

Lol yessssss 😂💚🌺🔪

The only doctor I trust is Dre.

I’m not dead inside. I’m in a coma inside.

entangle me quantumly into the night

Thursday is just Wednesday in Spanx.

I’m short AF but never miss a high kick to the face