*trying to shitpost after having a public breakdown* hey guys! do we like the phrase “breeding rainbow”??? its like reading rainbow, except its-
[USING A OUIJA BOARD] me: "are there any spirits present?" ouija board: "Y-E-S" me: "what wisdom do you have for me?" ouija board: "S-P-E-L-L I-C-U-P" me: "don't you think this medium of communication inherently defeats the purpose of the joke?" *planchet moves to NO*
girls will stan ~relatively~ normal things like… hozier & bts. & nonbinary ppl have uhh, idk. dave strider? toad, from mario game? meanwhile, dudes are stanning ppl like; Known Sex Criminal Who Sang The 2011 Club Smash, “Kiss Yo Toes” or Man Who Wrote NYT Bestseller, “How To Be Racist Productively”
probably going to start using this platform more, i didnt think twitter could keep getting worse but it is
jk rowling: …& thats how you play quidditch! mob boss: so all ya gotta do is catch a snitch? heheheh i like da sound a’ DAT! …one problem; aint youse a terf? rowling: im a radical femi- mob boss: aint nothin RADICAL or TUBULAR about transphobia. Tony? *a mobster with a they/them pin drags her away*