Are you in the finger lakes?? Come to the Ithaca, NY Trader Joe’s this sat and sun (Oct 28-29) to vote for SpongeJoe TraderPants!

New entry in I Am So Annoying; My Wife Is Amazing

One of my newish friends called me Jaire irl the other day. Actually more people should do that!!

Brooklyn Beckham school of photography 😌

What in the Rumplestiltskin ass shit is this

Appreciation post for how my wife sorts the forks

Is 8 pillows enough for a guest bed

My mom and dad picking vulnerable moments (exiting the shower, coming downstairs in the morning half asleep) to scare each other with the life size cut out of Jeff Probst I got for my dads bday and record it…that’s real

“Hey how we doing tonight?!” Stand ups 🤝 Trader Joe’s cashier

What a lot of ppl downt know abt me is that I take a photo of every vanity plate I find, I have been doing this since 2017 (yes I have many, including the ones ppl send me) Here is a recent one