People should come with a "skip intro" button

Crumbles elevator pitch notes

They should have an "about" menu though, in case you get interested later.

Oh, fuck yeah. Love this! 😂

Look, I’m not even going to remember your name in 5 minutes. There is no reason to bring me up to speed

I could use a ‘preciously on’ recap

I started a podcast chock full of academics yesterday and couldn't make it through the introductions. I GET IT YOU ARE SMART

But I am all intro!

Can I get ‘Are you still watching?’ too.

Elmo- "Working on it"