[first day of new job] NEW BOSS: Allow me to introduce myself... ME: Are you a man of wealth and taste? NEW BOSS: What? ME: What? Never mind. Pleased to meet you. *whispering* Hope you guess my name. NEW BOSS: What? ME: What?

This could’ve gone one of two ways

And I want it painted black.

General.

a man in a military uniform salutes in front of an american flag ..

ALT: a man in a military uniform salutes in front of an american flag ..

👀

Me, whispering to colleague: Same as the old boss.

🎤🎵 Woot woo... C'mon, you did it, too.

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