I slept with my feet left exposed by the covers, and the monsters did not eat them. 
The system is broken.

Thanks Obama

how do you know you're not dead and the monsters didn't put you in a 100% true to life simulation

They're probably on strike to...because WOKE. 😂

Or your feet are stinky.

Or the monster cops are doing their job... ... You're welcome!

The monsters are just keeping you on edge. They're waiting until you let your guard down before they strike. It's all a part of the plan...

I hoped you kept your receipt so you can get a refund 💯🤣

THIS time, Jake. They didn't eat them this time.

and now you have to go to work like normal. what a crock

Even monsters though know to respect ventilation feet.