As a Wertz, I appreciate this authoritative stamp on what should be common understanding. I’m a Wertz. My wife and I are Wertzes. My responsibilities at work are Wertz’s. The house where my wife and I reside is the Wertzes’.

As a Harris, I appreciate this authoritative stamp on what should be common understanding. I’m a Harris. My son and I are Harrises. My responsibilities are Harris’s. Our family farm is the Harrises’. Also: Chris Chris’s Chrises Chrises’

And anyone who doesn't like it can take it up with me.