i am ideologically opposed to this monstrosity

On mouth-feel alone

This is what you get when you just average everything out. If you pick the mid point, we’ll be able to serve two markets at once and everyone will be happy, right?

@hughjeen.bsky.social

this is Vans erasure

Every day there is a new piece of footwear, and it is always worse than what it came from. This feels like how aposematistic animals evolved.

Love to slide into my FreshFoam snoafers for an early Saturday Dave and Busters sesh with the fellas.

skeetin' in my snoafers

So they’re sneakers but you don’t have to take all that time to tie your shoes? Seems good to me.

Technology is trying to give us true slip on shoes and I can't pretend I'm not interested