you’re bundling secular political documents with the word of God in a volume stamped by the living incarnation of the golden calf? yeah we scrappin’

The specificity of this feels like a significantly bigger establishment clause problem than a general "you have to have a Bible in classrooms."

Agreed:

Calling Thomas More

This is just pure jamelle poetry and I am here for it.

Mark 13:14 (KJV) "But when ye shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, standing where it ought not, (let him that readeth understand,) then let them that be in Judaea flee to the mountains:"

Gonna get my allotted time a the local school board meeting and admonish the city and the state for idolatry and blasphemy.

Time for zombie Zwingli, Calvin, Luther, and Knox to appear?

This is the sorta governance that got papal legates thrown out of windows in Prague.

I mean, they'd have been rioting even at the earlier implication KJV is the right one, never mind the government bundling them with the constitution and selling them