I just thought about Andy Zaltzman’s Malcolm X joke on this week’s Bugle again and it’s made me laugh out loud in the street like a proper weirdo.

Proper Dutch Heineken is really good, even the overpriced airport version.

Queues at Schiphol Airport immigration almost make Teams meetings palatable.

Finally caught up with Top Gun Maverick last night. There’s a huge amount of tension and jeopardy especially as the plot basically does exactly what you would predict after half an hour. Great direction and editing.

This Simply Red football song is awful and, if anything, the video is worse #totp

Olly Murs’ WDYTYA one bombshell after another. No wonder he looked somewhat strung out at the end. Eight years hard labour for having a political coversation in a bar, eh?

Netflix should have an option between watch and skip credits that allows you to listen to the song at the end of KAOS, Loudermilk etc, but skips the tax breaks and country localisation right at the end.

Milan’s playing out from the back looking like an accident waiting to happen #MILLIV

Jeremy Vine talking about about Home Economics and doesn’t remember from the 70’s. Yeah, I don’t think they taught it in fee paying schools like Epsom College.

Pretty sure that 2000AD predicted this in a Judge Dredd strip.