People get oddly heated over jarlic. Don't get me wrong, there are bad jarlics out there but that's less often than not.

Sunblock and snacks

I love that every time Elon Musk does something stupid, which lately is often, I get a huge wave of notifications of friends joining Bluesky and/or Threads. Welcome!

lets add circles here so I can completely drop the other site

I don't know who needs to hear this at this point, but get TSA Pre ✔️. Even if you don't fly often. I arrived at LAX at 6:50, walked past literally hundreds of people waiting at security, and was at my gate 7 minutes later. I paid $80 five years ago and still benefiting.

that's america's ass

I do that almost exclusively 😅 Here's the alt text of me admitted to the hospital last week.

Bimmy Dunks! I'm so glad someone got you an invite 😊

We can't call posts 𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴. How about we call them 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴? It's so wholesome! Writing blues… drafting blues… why retweet you when I can just blue you! We blue so many people last nigh— ahh okay I hear it now, disregard

Works every time