Remember the passport form that said "any distinguishing marks/features." Well, considering the plethora of tattoos these days, I think that's almost passe. "My dolphin is on my right ass cheek" "Mine is on my left" Left? Right? It won't matter when the shit hits the fan.

Hello world! Ok, that was cheesy. Let's see how this goes. All I wish for is a safe and free space to chat and share, and one that doesn't get turned over to a megalomaniac.