If they can make Good Burger 2 and Happy Gilmore 2 and Jay and Bob Reboot and The Craft Legacy then I ask this simple question: where the fuck is my Empire Records sequel?

It closed down, became an internet cafe, closed down again and is now a Burger King.

Actually tickled by the idea of making a movie set in Empire Records in 2024 whether they mostly sell funko pops, books and high-end headphones.

Don’t get @alkennedy.bsky.social started…

Scene: meeting with executives at studio *James Cameron walks up to a whiteboard and writes three words* "New Republic Record$"